“Night school is like babysitting for retards.” -Mr. Caroddo
I swear, this is the best class ever.
“After the test we can talk about dreams and hypnosis and do all the drugs you want, but not before the test!” -Caroddo
“They had mariachis. That’s nice. I like mariachis.”
“It almost makes wearing this crazy ass queer shirt worth it!”
“We were in the desert phase and your camels were dying and you had to sacrifice them.”
“Answer the question, jerk!”
“We’ll refer to this as the FTS point: the fuck this shit point.”
“answer the question! Like if I answered “dumbass” and the question was “what is this class?””
-Caroddo
“You get home and you eat, right? And that’s not even dinner, that’s just the attack phase!”
“You take a piece of apple pie and you cut it and mash it and mix it all together. Than you’re like “ew, I’m not eating that!” gimme that shit, I’ll eat it!”
The actual hunger games: when 4 people at…
Because the magic will never end.
<3
Happy Anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts, guys!
(via smilingneverfrowningg)
Why can’t Monday be every day?
(Source: smalltowngirlvsthewholewideworld, via smilingneverfrowningg)
The reason I’m in love with him:
We’re going to have a son that loves a guy.
(Source: ohdarefinnick, via smilingneverfrowningg)
Got caught in the rain. Where was Ryan Gosling from The Notebook?
(Source: pandorameadows)